The Pope is visiting the Philippines, and traffic cops are so excited they are soiling themselves.
Cops directing traffic in Manila will be required to wear adult diapers while Pope Francis is in town. There’s no reason given, but all the cops seem to be on board. It seems reasonable to say that the cops are expecting long shifts and don’t foresee bathroom breaks during them.
That means that the Popemobile may be brought back, if only so that His Holiness doesn’t have to deal with the smell.
